OK, in all seriousness, Archie McPhee I just discovered and it is an unusual website with a lot of fun things you can buy. Not just brisket and bacon flavored candy canes, but astronaut ice cream sandwiches, fried chicken candy in a tin, rubber chickens, emergency monkey alarm, jingle butt ornaments. Yes, it's a novelty store and even their website is fun to peruse. They also have a Archie McPhee Seattle Store. Check it out here. .